learn to dance 10 different dances and make a video of myself dancing them

Merry Christmas eve, everyone!

Now, "learn to dance 10 different dances and make a video of myself dancing them"

These dances are:

1) Flamenco
2) Tango
3) Samba
4) Cancan
5) Swing
6) Ballet
7) Bellydance
8) Tap dance
9) Irish dance
10) Charleston

Oops... that escalated quickly...
Ok... let's define this... Choose a dance routine and perform this on a video.
I need a partner for swing and tango.
There are adult beginner groups in most dance styles.
I just need to get more flexible, get more fit and lose about half of my weight.
And then it's just to learn.
Oh, and I need tap shoes.